But I called here with a purpose. I expect you are a busy man and I know that I am, so I'll get down to the brass tacks.

With their entire 2012 Australian tour selling out in three minutes, Directioners who missed out can see the British boys live when the Aussie leg of their 2013 World Tour kicks off in Brisbane on September 11, 2013.

Chimango caracaras, birds the size of a crow but with the armoury of an eagle, follow the buzzard eagles everywhere, the commotion caused by the larger birds providing these scavengers with ample food in the form of exposed eggs – after all, caracaras have chicks to raise, too.

Let us focus on the preservice and postservice procedures you should always follow.