Her sharp immovable eyes with irregular pupils, her projecting chin, her broad nose, and her yellow complexion gave Bertha's face a strange, Oriental, almost witchlike appearance; and this was not to be wondered at, because she was considered the first wise woman for a good many miles around.

For controlled substances' prescriptions pharmacists do a double-count as a matter of course.

Billy Joel on the Onion (ICYMI) The other day when I was bored I browsed the archive of The Onion and had another chuckle at this dandy.

Her long slit sleeves, stiffe buske, puffe verdingall, / Is all that makes her thus angelicall.