I find that this time around, I'm writing with a little less prudeness."

On the other side of the room, a crowd has gathered around a box of chocolate cupcakes filled with Marmite from chic London bakery LOLA's. It sounds three stops short of Dagenham (Barking), but, strangely, it works.

Spillikins is played the same way that early versions of Jack Straw and the American “pick up sticks” are.

You ever have a staring contest with a fish? No eyelids. Kinda pointless, right? Like you reaching for that scattergun.