As for the snobs at Bayreuth, they undergo “an abracadabrant initiation into the mysteries of the parsifalian chimæra”!

As for high-heels, they hoist the derrière and make the gait more feminine and physically attractive.

Of course, if I did that, I would have to leave Annalee here. I couldn't take her to the rendezvous.

What is the selective advantage of height?