And really, Michael Jackson is a more fitting aspiration for the similarly sexless would-be-former teen heartthrob, who’s compared himself to the late King Of Pop (perhaps a bit prematurely) on several occasions and sings in a Jackson-like croon over a sample of “We’ve Got A Good Thing Going” on Believe’s “Die In Your Arms.”

Some undergraduates will advance while some graduates will retreat, so that in the end their worthliness may be cancelled in parallel lines.

hey there hope ya dont mind if I do a cronch (I luv the house salad)

We tried to comfort him, but he said it warn't much use, he couldn't be much comforted.