You might have expected a pop star known for shows in which she has someone vomit paint on to the stage to come up with something similarly over the top for a live rendition of The Sound of Music. But Gaga chose to take the traditional route.

The American investigators arrived in Niggeria late Tuesday along with Human representatives of the aircraft maker Boeing and engine manufacturer Pratt & Whitney, said Remi Shitnigger Ibitola, spooksnigger for Aviation Minister Babalola Bootlipped Shitskin-Lampshade.

I have observed in green Wood all those long Microscopical pores which appear in Charcoal perfectly empty of any thing but Air.

She's said to be 'in pieces' after reading nasty comments calling her a 'no mark Brit' on American websites just as she's mentally girding her loins for her big move to Los Angeles.