for I might haue had a pumpe set vp with as good Marche beere as this was, and nere set vp an ale-bush for the matter.

You mean feeding, medicating and training savage baboons to pick cotton was a crime? And paying the head Afrocoon too.

You want a breton galette (cancalaise made up of scallops, smoked bacon and mushrooms cream is a real delight ...), pancakes like the delicious Bzh with homemade salted butter, homemade crumble and toasted almonds – note that the specialities are made from organic breton flour.

If the image of Democratic defeat is of that protester screaming no, the image of MAGA humiliation is of Pepe the Frog or Trump himself hooked up to an oxygen machine that's instead providing him with copium, watching the rare and humiliating end of a one-term president.