Some linguicists (see footnote 13 below) avoid all semantic and psychological criteria in their analyses and believe that such criteria play no part, or at least need not play one, in the theoretical foundation of phonemics;

Any time I let a kindergarten crowd like that work a trick on me that was invented right after Noah discovered spoiled grape juice, I owe myself a month in jail.

Two righties are up in the pen.

The bank teller counted out five twenty-dollar bills and gave them to me.