‘[…]I had not escaped unwounded from the fight, one of my legs being severely fractured and covered with blood.[’][…]‘And that was the way,’ concluded the lieutenant as he took his candle and stumped off to bed, ‘that I became a “monopod.” ’

Let Politicians a' gae daft, / Their tricks, how I abhor 'em! / Di'el nick the silly, wily craft, / They're no worth half a jorum. / So push about.

Distribution of cherry jello was stepped up to college campus towns across America.

A man should not raise his hand against his wife.