Many front-end web developers may not have implemented a web service before, leaving that boring stuff to the neckbeards and the sysadmins.

That this “King and I” ain’t instant rice is evident from the price schedule, which trickles down just a couple of degrees from a New Yorkian $45 top to $27 for a Wednesday matinee balcony el cheapo.

Her Majesty's life will never be safe for a moment while she lives; and what would become of us all did she overlive the Queen!

Meg Cabot, chronic capitalizer and reigning grande dame of teenage chick lit, has too many best-selling series to keep track of — there’s the reluctant princess in the “Princess Diaries” books, the reluctant communicator with the dead in “The Mediator,” the reluctant national hero in “All-American Girl,” and so on (at last count Cabot, at age 41, has 54 books out, a handful of them geared for grown-up girls).