My personal record in the marathon is 5 hours, 52 minutes.

When a member of the Governor's Footguards of Connecticut was parading with the company, his son stood at the gate with his mother, and as they flashed by in their splatterdash finery, he said: Oh, ma, ain't they grand; and see, everybody is out of step but father.

Oo arr, you and whose army?

That rug has a very tight weave.