Big words? The biggest word in there had two syllables, tardling.

… [Friedrich] Schatz advises all pregnant women, especially primigravidæ, to consult a physician during the last portion of their pregnancy, and ascertain from him the position of the child, and the necessity, if present, of altering it before labor sets in.

take two of these and call me in the morning

The call wouldn't get through no matter how many times I tried.