Which means modern brands have started using progressive values as a marketing ploy and are appropriating social activism as a form of advertising. It’s like the “greenwashing” of yore, but on a whole other level. We have, I’m afraid, entered a nauseating new age of woke-washing.

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She combs me down with her tongue sometimes though, but that just slips off me like water off a duck's back.

If one feels he must have a colored dog, he can always have one of that unrecognized breed—the so-called American bullterrier—but the standard of the bullterrier says: “Color, white, markings are a bad fault.”