But when Bobby got busted, it all went Pete Tong for him.

Coordinate term: balisong

It e'en the semblance of sound's softest echo Were to compare the faintest starlet's beam, Struggling through angry clouds its misty Ray, With the all-powerful Sun's meridian ray, Dazzling the gaze of nature — doth pervade The atmosphere, as 'twere a whisper's shadow Or breathing soft disembodied souls;

If she's so all-fire lonely, why doesn't she ever leave her dorm room and actually meet people?