That rollercoaster was champion, laughed Vinny.

Otherwise, with the sameish meals and the utterly sameish pattern, the patternless days, I might lose count, lose my bearings, they might trick me.

The traffic signs on motorways are particularly clear and well lit at night.

The Tory hard right is in the ascendancy, and a fascist street movement – led by convicted fraudster Tommy Robinson – represents a growing threat.