An ordinary rubber douche bag was filled with a one in twenty solution of carbolic acid

While the young swankies on the green Took round a merry tirle: Meg Wallet wi' her pinky een Gart Lawrie's heart-strings dirle; And fouk wad threap, that she did green For what wad atar her skirle and skreigh some day.

Another neverendum (as Canadian nationalists call this process) on Quebec's secession is planned before the year 2000.

I got to drain the main vein, kiddo, so you just stay put.