“Because they couldn't even tell a real vampire from a glampire. Lucy didn't know anything.”

What admonitions would it not pour forth, what warnings, what commiseration, and what condolings.

Fizgigs? Wood asks. / Pimps. A fizgig is an agent provocateur – he gets you to do something you shouldn't do and that will hang you in court. A pimp gets you to do something innocuous that will still hang you.[…]

The company has a core range of toiletries, household, shoecare and cosmetic products, many of which are household names […]