Skim milk, two sugar.

The defense made by the prisoner's counsel did rather aggravate than extenuate his crime.

It was an Appalachian phrase, he said, or maybe it was Ozarkian – a saying that emerged from a hardscrabble landscape, a realm of rural poverty that always brought to my mind quilts and bonnets and hand-made brooms.

The video is a self-aware parody of the trend.