The unfortunate individual was of course immediately taken, put under the pump, and soundly pumped upon. This was the sort of conduct adopted by the honorable member for the gold fields and his friends.

Why do they crown themselves with gold and silver, use coronets and tires of several fashions, deck themselves with pendants, bracelets, ear-rings, chains, girdles, rings, pins, spangles, embroideries, shadows, rebatoes, […]

If you knew who Jerry was you'd swear you'd been cloned. Your posting style is virtually indecipherable from his.

“Here, Shaws!” she cried, “keek out of the window and see what I have broughten you.”