Even the most ice-hearted commuters melt when they see him sitting there.

[…] he really wishes he had never beheld you, nor yours. You have spoiled him for a solitaire, and a book, all the days of his life; and put him into such a condition, that he thinks of nothing, and enquires of nothing but after a person who has nothing to say to him, and has left him for ever […]

I shouldn't be burbling about in these deityforsaken newsgroups but here I am, a big fan of the most AWESOME SCI-FI COMEDY ever.

He lost his job in the last downsizing.