When engaged in a fantasy monologue, the teacher who is experiencing angry conflict with a student will need a soft chair or bed and a bataca (which is a stick with heavy padding on it) or simply a newspaper that has been tightly rolled.

Burning torches and heated irons are sometimes resorted to as aids in subduing unamiable and obstinate animals.

If you can't stay sober, you need a support group like Alcoholics Anonymous.

Why give even one minute to this head-meddling nutso?