The results of self-induced and backstreet abortions come to our hospitals for the damage to be put right.

When a man has lived in such hissing hot places that he is fain to spend his life under cover, he is glad to keep abroad in this green English sweetness.

The former Forest man, who passed a late fitness test, appeared to use Guy Moussi for leverage before nodding in David Fox's free-kick at the far post - his 22nd goal of the season.

I love Joan's indomitability and intelligence. She's very courageous. And she's a hell of a kisser.