The trophies on his wall reminding him of his heyday are now just collecting dust.

Here you can pick up mountain toys such as the ‘gee-haw whimmy diddle,' a stick with a propeller that turns when you rub the notches on the stick.

Just a few months after the Pizzagate debacle, Elsagate was formed with a very similar playbook: a group of amateur sleuths using open-source intelligence to fight a hazily defined evil threatening helpless children.

Before she became a goddess, T'ien Hou had been human. As a little girl, she lived on the island of Mei-chou.