[…] all of these men are lasciviously dressed in womanly attire, short sleeves, low-necked dresses and the usual ball-room decorations and ornaments of women, feathered and ribboned head-dresses, garters, frills, flowers, ruffles, etc., and deport themselves as women. Standing or seated on a pedestal, but accessible to all the rest, is the naked queen (a male), whose phallic member, decorated with a ribbon, is subject to the gaze and osculations in turn, of all the members of this lecherous gang of sexual perverts and phallic fornicators.

Okay, that's a keeper, Harold said as he netted the 3-pounder and put him on a stringer over the side of the boat.

This is outheroding old George Rose, and would, we are inclined to think, satisfy even Lord Malmsbury himself.

Starbuck himself was seen coolly and adroitly balancing himself to the jerking tossings of his chip of a craft.