You didn't have to buy enough wrapping paper to choke a horse, just because it was on sale.

So sure, she’s a romantic, but quite a pragmatic one. “I was just thinking, ‘You know what? I’ve had shit luck with boys. I’ll try Tinder, Bumble and Love Island.’”

No man is believed a jot the more for all the asseverations, damnings, and swearings he makes.

While being in the advance program, the cadets receive an allowment from the government which amounts up to approximately sixty dollars a quarter. Out of this allowment the student must pay for his officers uniform which cost ninty dollars.