It was one of the most shocking WWE title matches ever witnessed, and effectively a 20-minute squash match as Brock Lesnar conquered his opponent.

A disreputable accordion that had a leak somewhere and breathed louder than it squawked.

I said, “Uncle, how would you like to be up in that airplane?” He said, “No, sah, I never wants to be higher than picking peaches and no lower than grabbling goobers.”

The sun beats on his eyelids; inside them a paramecium revolves. A blink and it changes pattern like a kaleidoscope.