You don't have to be such a brownnose, at least not to me.

Um... is there a better way to put it than 'female forms'? I mean, Justin's gender identity isn't getting morphed, is it?

I've been pretty much off the sauce during the last week, trying to get Pepper to like me again. (Horace won't drink with me any more.)

Douglas: You've got spunk. And balls. And I like that in a woman.