The Roughriders just aren't that good. They look ... oh, how can I say this ... they just look too Winnipegish.

The rim of a small-sized lens along with zonule is clearly seen through the fully dilated pupil.

No, someone who wears loads of sovereigns as well loads of gold and has uh a curly perm and peroxide blonde hair, orange, orange sunbed skin and a fringe like this blow-dried to death, that’s a ‘scally’.

Robbie Keane should come up with something more suitable to his person, like scratching his bullocks after every goal.