As thy eye beames, when their freſh rayſe haue ſmot.

His favorite seafood is hardshell crabs.

The country’s “self-serving and bogus view of history,” which pities the rest of the world for its disorder, hides what he sees as “the lumpen and louty, coarse, unsubtle, beady-eyed, beefy-bummed herd of England.”

Some masters can be quite kind if you're meek and tractable.