Whenever approached by some unctuous bell captain as to my reason for occupying a chair for such a long time, I would reply in an all-purpose foreign accent (part Bela Lugosi, part Charlie Chan) Merry Chreestmas. America it is a wonderfool country, and then they generally left me alone.

The feminine-meets-fiesty creations are right on par with all the reasons we love the rightgeously ratchet “Work” singer — and she knows it.

Nina Hartley ¶ 2, unattractive, square steriod jaw, nice ass, FAKE breasts or small naturals, great sexual presence […] > Marilyn Monroe ¶ 7, decent body, medium NATURALS, stereotypical godess/playboy blond/blue doesn't usually work for me, good sexual presence

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