Take back faulty goods to the shop where you bought them.

Past hope! past cure!

As was the caveat about peeing in a pool. Of course, peeing in a pool wasn't dangerous to the person ... If you peed in a pool, and you were carrying the polio virus, presumably other people were put at risk, not the peer (pee-er?).

It's forescribed in the ancient scrolls, you see. Armageddon. June the Fifteenth 1995.