The hour-long (and far too slow-paced) show: Malice in Wonderland, by lampooning, lapidating S. J. Perelman, veteran of movie-writing stints

The neons and spandex of the “Safety Dance” lend Yalies a fleeting escape from their normal selves, the self who un-tags Facebook photos that may hurt their future electability.

The banks are duned and are nearly 40 feet above the lake.

But in the absence of such assumptions, the task of finding functions h∈ℱ₂ for which ‖1+h‖₂ is small is equivalent to proving the Riemann hypothesis, as we will now demonstrate.