Look at this place! I'm in hell! I may never get a hard-on again!

Hinton, inevitably, converted the penalty.

His return text came about an hour later. I Love you … For all the right reasons, he wrote. And I'm glad 2 know u feel the true love u have 4 me again … Thank u!! You make me feel like i really am superman!!

Beyond was a tangle of undergrowth fringing a pocket of rainforest. It seemed a place where a dog could wuffle to his heart's content.