I'm on warm milk and laxatives / Cherry-flavored antacids

In the foreground is the deck of the paddlewheeler she is racing.

The defect for the complete mounture of the Navy brass ordnance is 400 pieces; the Parliament in 1624 provided 500 iron ordnance with their carriages and other equipage for the mounture of 50 colliers to attend his Majesty's, fleet, which since have otherwise been disposed of, so that now none are remaining in the magazine for that service.

Following lukewarm on the heels of an article a few weeks ago, where (I paraphrase due to having filed the relevant copy in the recycling bin) Victoria Beckham made a well-meaning remark that the other Spice Girls might want to lose a few pounds, we now have a new incidence of La Beckham's scintillating and entirely well-meaning humour.