That crank next door thinks he’s created cold fusion in his garage.

And then he whispered something to the girl which made her laugh, and give him a good-humoured box on the ear.

The controlled flood created many new campsites, increased the area of more than four times as many campsites as the number that eroded, and increased the total campable area by nearly 50%.

In terms of Sheconomy, debt falls into three categories – the good, the bad and the just plain ugly.