'He used to be called Trevor Buss.' 'Chad? I don't believe you.' […] 'He changed his name into Muhammad Shahabuddin Ali-Shah.' 'No!' 'He'd insist on the whole name. He played football and his mates got fed up saying, Pass the ball, Muhammad Shahabuddin Ali-Shah […] No one passed to him. So he became Chad.'

I can't get this pissing computer to work.

I blame the new hard line on welfare for driving driving the vitally challenged onto the streets instead of leaving them in State run graveyards

The sky blackened as the storm clouds rolled in.