It's true that all the men you knew were dealers Who said they were through with dealing

He's been on his soapbox all day about the new football coach.

Graham James, the bishop of Norwich, is favourite everywhere of the steady-as-she-goes party. He is widely experienced – he worked in Lambeth Palace under the previous archbishop, Lord Carey – and widely trusted, as well as scholarly.

Before he met you, he was such a whore. No, I'm sorry! Whores get paid. He was a slut.