Therefore, in 1885 Congress passed the Major Crimes Act whereby jurisdiction in the case of seven major crimes (the list of crimes was later expanded) occurring on Native lands was placed in the hands of federal courts.

“We gotta find those pigskins!” Squat insisted. “Pigskins?” Diddly asked. With obvious disdain, Squat replied, “Yeah, you know, that is what they call footballs, dummy.”

What's the status of the investigation?

There is nothing so sweet, or so quaintly complete As a dear little babykin's queer little feet, With their ten tiny toes like the buds of a rose And their heels soft as velvet.