I lose myself in a flawed henna plant jutting toward the scroll. Its rose-pink eyes burst off the stems.

“The mold is what gives the cheese its character,” says Tonda Corrente, Orlando’s foremost cheesemongress (yes, I made that up) and proprietor of La Femme du Fromage.

When I get you home I'm going to give you a good rogering.

Since the average cocal (coconut plantation) has one hundred trees, this is an income of only $5 per year per plantation in badly blighted areas.