Catching him near the rope swing, she reached in the hip pocket of his overalls, hoping to snatch the gum, but her hand went through a hole and she grabbed his weenus instead.

The Indians carried first our canoes and then our stores through the brushwood, which is very thick at this point, while we four whites, our rifles on our shoulders, walked between them and any danger coming from the woods.

The result is, in the end, the superintendent agrees to hold up another race, and the victim arranges to obtain all the money he can get in order to bet it on a sure thing. When the great killing is made, and the stripped victim goes back to consult with the superintendent[…]

If you divide 20 apples between three people, each gets six and two remain.