We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

...which may have overplated the Archean continents in response to the widespread rifting characteristics of this time of the Earth's history.

He put his shoes on the wrong feet!?! What a fuckwad.

You may have to go to the front of the pack and physically haw the lead dog.