The jokester's only defense was that he too was a victim of oppression, since his former roommate once punched and ostracized him for masturbationism.

Before long they had consumed a whole tray of shrimp cocktails and sent for another.

These iOPCs had the ability to differentiate into oligodendrocytes in vitro and to myelinate host axons after transplantation into the demyelinated shiverer mouse brain.

Network Rail's Kent Route Director Fiona Taylor said: "The only reason we were able to get this crucial work completed is because of the effort, commitment and can-do attitude from everyone in our supply chain, our TOC partners Southeastern, freight companies, and within Network Rail.