Milburn Ellis, a used-to-be resident of this place, but now of the Grasshopper Country […] is visiting relatives here.

Only loonytarians and other insane people see tyranny everywhere they move.

I believe if we refer to these poems that the accounts before us of a stone implement called the champion handstone, Leacan Laoich Milidh and Lia Lamha Laich, will closely tally with this object.

Their angry expressions were a clear sign they didn't want to talk.