Instead of a lame-duck Congress, Wilson lamented, it's a Daffy Duck election. Edward Bodge said it is time to do away with the Electoral College.

Mr. Brownlow adopted Oliver as his own son, and removing with him and the old housekeeper to within a mile of the parsonage house, where his dear friends resided, he gratified the only remaining wish of Oliver's warm and earnest heart, and thus linked together a little society, whose condition approached as nearly to one of perfect happiness as can ever be known in this changing world.

How long has it been since your last physical?

How many people were there that required 1000 hamberders? And he wasn't just serving those, there were chicken nuggets, pizza too I think. So, two burgers per person, 500 people? Anyone want to bet it's another gross exaggeration?