Chronic dieting is self-absorption taken to an art form. And, oh my Goddess, can it make us sanctimonious! Dieters are worse than people who've found religion: We have seen the Lite, and it is Weight Watchers' ranch dressing. […] Women are starving in Africa, North Korea, the Balkans, and even the US.

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According to Accurso, there is evidence that advice from astrologists had no effect on Hitler's actions.

[…] if she ever found out she was dying, she'd just eat brownies all day and night until the very end.