a knowledgeable man

You and your child are at the pirate ship park, tucked away in a gated area. Which means you can text your friend without checking your son's whereabouts every fifteen seconds. You're getting consistent LOLs and the occasional OMG—a relaxing, fun textversation.

So he's a dipshit, at least he understands that RFL sucks anteater dicks. And that's the bottom line, they SUCK.

Too bad you can't come to the party.