I donned my new digs and found a trash can in which to dump my stinky old clothes.

That is such a crappy car.

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The bridesmaid, Lois Anderson, sister of the bride, and bridesmatron, Mrs. Tom Latter, Jr., wore dresses styled like that of the maid of honor, but were a darker shade of blue.