There are today two major LDS churches. The smaller “Reorganized” Church claims to have inherited the truth in a direct line from Joseph Smith.

Nigger, I can hear your bootlips blubbering. Now calm down, they'll lose their elasticity and won't snap back into shape after you gorge yourself on chicken wings!

So far, soldiers on the front lines said they had seen little evidence of escalation beyond this largely slow-moving war of attrition.

I poured out some whisky into a tumbler, and gave it to him.