I'm buggered from all that walking.

All masturbation is obscene, for [Roger] Scruton, also because it involves a concentration on the body and its curious pleasures ….

Before the study was begun, the known oligochaete fauna of Tasmania consisted of six species of aquatic microdriles, twenty-three indigenous species of megascolecid earthworms, and introduced earthworms of the family Lumbricidae.

It being your unbirthday then you must be invited to boogie at the bank unholiday.