Why can't Twihaters like Kim and me just look away from the catastrophe already and find something else to mock?

Be careful not to chip the paint.

A shoal, with general depths of less than 3 fathoms, extends about 1 ½ miles southward of the entire south shore of Lieh Hsü. Foul ground extends about ⅔ mile west-northwestward from Feng Hsü, the southwest extremity of Lieh Hsü.

What a sight the four of us must have made, standing with water up to our thighs, our hands firmly clutched over our John Thomases.